Sounds a bit odd to me but that's just my opinion :) honestly don't think I'd fancy a chocolate bar up there lol. Each to their own!
Chris
October 11, 2010
First of all I hope this is not considered advertising, maybe the
censor could make the appropriate alterations?
Reading a few
replies to my previous letter (3101) and some seem curious about Mars Bars.
I must be older than you ladies, but the Marianne Faithful/Mick Jagger rumour was a big story in the late 60's (I was very very young
then, hardly born really).
It was years later that I tried
it myself with my then wife. It all started when we were talking
about chocolate and she suddenly burst into song..."A finger of fudge
is just enough to give the girl a treat". From an old advert the
girls used to sing at her high school? But when I said okay lets try,
she said it was too small, so then I mentioned about Marianne
Faithful and she seemed very keen.
So some tips from a guru.
Fitting Instructions.
1. You need to be wet wet wet,
girls.
2. Get his cock in there for a while (or similar) to
really get the juices flowing and open up the hole.
3. Get
the Mars bar from the fridge (yes, you heard me) and let him push it
right in (Supersized MB's are best) wohhhh.
4. Keep pushing
it in and out slowly for as long as you dare, as some chocolate will
be lost.
5. Let him eat some of the MB, then pull it out
and share it. Now the best bit...
6. Let him lick you out,
chocolatie hole, big pussy flaps and all, his nose up the vagina (I
have a big nose, never realised why women fancied me, do now) and rub
his face it in.
7. Then lick his face and repeat.
8. Get him to push his cock in and out a few times
and then suck the chocolate off. 50p well spent, maybe dearer now.
Now there are some problems.
Warning!
1. You
will have chocolate in your knickers for days, even weeks afterwards.
2. Penetration is a bit messy the following day, well maybe not?
3. I am told there could be some drying out issues, but we
didn't have such problems, but only did it every 6 months or so.
4. It makes a right mess on the sheets.
5. Probably not
a good idea to go to to the Gyno, or nude beach afterwards....well
whatever turns you on.
6. I don't think it looks good in photos,
you have to be there.
Enjoy............
Jessica
October 11, 2010
Sounds a bit odd to me but that's just my opinion :) honestly don't think I'd fancy a chocolate bar up there lol. Each to their own!
Hmm?
October 13, 2010
Love, love, love the idea of eating a Mars bar (or just about any
food) coated in pussy juice... but I have my reservations about
putting ANY substance inside a woman that could be lingering in her
for days or WEEKS?!
Just wonder what effects that
might have on her system... the only food I'd heard that could be
'safe' in a woman was yogurt, the plain, unsweetened type because of
it's alkalinity and composition I think.
Dunno how true
even that is.
Chris
October 17, 2010
I think we are quite resilient as humans. I haven't heard that Ms
Faithfully had any ill effects, 2 of my mates both tried it and we
probably did it 5 or 6 times over the years, without any problems. I
have also talked to people who have used bananas (with and without
the skin on, in and out of the bath) and many other assorted foods.
We have had sex in the surf where lots of salt water and
some sand went in, I just don't think we are that fragile and our own
immune system takes care of things like this. Perhaps there is even a
case that it may improve our immune system, like toddlers eating
dirt.
I am sure doctors will tell you it is not good, but
they aire on the side of caution and if she had suffered any after
effects, we would have stopped at once.
My opinion is "a
little of what you fancy does you good", but you make your own minds
up. We both enjoyed it.
Hmm?
October 20, 2010
Did a little search and it seems that even Ms. Faithfull denies the
tale...
www.snopes.com/music/artists/marsbar.asp
But if you and yours have had nothing but positive experiences
with food experimentation, more power to you!
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